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This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. What you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky. Well do ya' punk? You want a guarantee, buy...

 We're going for a ride on the information super highway. Here she comes to wreck the day. Brain freeze. Alrighty Then Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions. Kinda hot in these rhinos. Look at that, it's exactly three seconds before I...

We're going for a ride on the information super highway. Here she comes to wreck the day. Brain freeze. Alrighty Then Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions. Kinda hot in these rhinos. Look at that, it's exactly three seconds before I...

I did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks. Boxing is about respect. Getting it for yourself, and taking it away from the other guy. I don't think they tried to market it to the billionaire, spelunking, BASE-jumping crowd. Let...

Pull my finger! I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours. It's not the size mate, it's how you use it. Yes, I used a machine gun. You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would...